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Curious? You really think you want to find
out more about me? Already online:
Open Muuhnd
: If you enjoy my site you may also want to explore these
links.
And feel free to subscribe to my
weblog
, sign my
guestbook
, or buy
muuhrchandise
. Welcome to the Muuh Adventure Club!
Soon to come:
Muuhthical Beginnings
: A sad and gruesome story of muuhtilation and childhood
traumata
Muuhsophy
: Pearls of wisdom (and muuhterialism)
My Famuuhly
: It's never too late to have a happy childhood!
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You always thought of Holstein cows as black and white, right?
But "blue and grey" appeals to me as immensely professional - and that's
what I am: thoughtful counselor, sophisticated philosopher, first-class
traveler, business cow. But, alas, I cannot entirely conceal my mixed feelings
regarding greying temples.
Read more about appearances and the ravages of time in my "Wanted" section
- especially if you may be able to help!
You'll
also learn everything you (n)ever wanted to know about
Some cows
have that je-ne-sais-quoi ... (and are modest, too). Think you might
want to join the cult?
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weblog!
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A T-shirt, a muuhg, a muuhsepad ... Buy Muuh
paraphernalia!
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