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Someone who loves hanging out with the mushrooms and flying by night is bound to get a little grimy over time.

My family members think that if that same someone also dislikes washing there is a problem. They have been trying to solve this problem by agreeing on a complicated set of rules concerning my bath ritual.

These rules include a comfortable drying place in the sun, the presence of a large group of followers, and all kinds of treats surrounding the ordeal.

Once a year is agreed upon, except in leap years (and somehow I managed to get around my bath last year, heehee ...).

They find it hard to understand why I don't enjoy it more: Being scrubbed as gently as that strikes them as a most pleasant experience - but what about all that soap in my eyes???