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Adventures of a Toy Cow

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Soon to come:

Muuhthical Beginnings : A sad and gruesome story of muuhtilation and childhood traumata
Muuhsophy : Pearls of wisdom (and muuhterialism)
My Famuuhly : It's never too late to have a happy childhood!

What a nice fluffy black and white Holstein cow: When I was younger, I was quite something to look at!

Alas, that was a few years ago. From the picture below you can tell I have had an eventful life since then, and today my fur is a bit patchy, and rather blue and grey to boot.  I am definitely in need of a a new coat to clothe my styrofoam soul.

However, so far, I haven't been able to find compatible fur donors.

If there's a toy cow out there that looks just like me and would love to be adored by my "family" of loving friends get in touch!

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